Brittney B

It's National Stress Awareness Day. Show us something that calms you.

Beer.

Here's a little Best Of:

"North Korea's Kim marks summit magic with mushrooms" - And I thought he just drank Hennessy.

"effulgent and sinless.after he had by jackals" - I don't know what this means, but I like it.

"I HOPE YOU GET MY MAILS THIS TIME" - I THINK I DID!

"Girls will call you Largissimo." - I asked Benn if he'd like to be called Largissimo. He declined.

"Wish you act like Herculesus in bed?" - Hercules and Jesus: When their powers combine....

"Burst through your pants" - Now THAT sounds attractive.

"If you want to win sex-battles you must have heavy cannon." - I didn't know Confucious ever spoke about ED.

"Get prehistoric age size again" - Because cavemen had huge... clubs?

"Paris Hilton: The Day I Found Out Gary Glitter Is My Dad" - As amusing as the thought is....

Show us the best gift you ever received.

Well this is pretty far up there, anyway.

The Most Awesomest Birthday Present Ever.

Show us a funny news headline.

Plopplop

What are you most looking forward to in August?

Seeing my uncle when he comes through town again at the end of the month.

Me And My Uncle

Show us a painting or piece of art you have hanging on your wall. What room is it in?
Submitted by Strive2Be.

It probably won't surprise anyone that I have lots of photos on my walls, but this one, by my friend Danny, is a personal favorite.

Yes, I Own An Original Poo.

A recent study suggests that radiation from cell phones may cause cancer; what, if any, cell phone usage precautions will you take in light of this information?
Submitted by Tim.

I shall now operate my cell phone with my foot. Much more disposable than my brain.

Show us your favorite part of the weekend.

My favorite part of this past weekend:

Me @ Schoolyard Heroes

Show us a bird native to your habitat.

The American Robin, Turdus migratorius.

Four Angry Birds

Share a picture taken underwater.
Submitted by jacolily.

In my former life:

That's Me, On The Left